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Isaac Isaac Blight
  • Blood Type: O-
  • Weight: 189 lb
  • Height: 5’9”
  • Favourite Food: Fast food
  • Favourite Drink: Beer
  • Hobbies: Sleeping, video games, talking to himself, talking to figments of his mind and avoiding the dangers of said figments of his mind.
  • Likes: When things work out.
  • Dislikes: Discovering more about who he is.
About Isaac: Isaac had a shady past and all of his distress rests in the far reaches of his mind, waiting to collapse on him. He doesn’t truly understand the far reaches of his own mind, until it shuts down and forces him to explore his own psyche.

Duke Duke Sterling
  • Blood Type: O+
  • Weight: 315 lb.
  • Height: 6’7”
  • Favourite Food: Meat, particularly lamb.
  • Favourite Drink: Monster energy drink
  • Hobbies: Gaming
  • Likes: Winning
  • Dislikes: Lag
About Duke: Duke was created for the sole purpose of destruction and evil, but a problem in his creation led him to be a gamer. Because of that, Duke is the best gamer Isaac has ever known and though Duke is sort of a friend, they have an ongoing feud. Duke has become mildly good natured due to the contamination in his creation, but he’s still a demon, so still mildly evil.

Gord Gord
  • Blood Type: Unknown
  • Weight: Unknown
  • Height: Unknown
  • Favourite Food: Unknown
  • Favourite Drink: Unknown
  • Hobbies: Mocking Isaac.
  • Likes: Pretending he’s God.
  • Dislikes: When someone rebels against him.
About Gord: Gord is a subtle character who rarely speaks. He’s mostly quiet and prefers to survey “his” territory rather than intervening in conversation. He’s never been seen by anyone before, it’s unknown if he even has a body or is just a random floating voice within Isaac’s dreams, the voice of a narrator. Gord is the only one who truly knows more than anyone about Isaac’s own mind besides Isaac himself. Gord is the only one able to tap into the far reaches of his psyche where Isaac has yet to venture and learn more about who he really is.

Jef Jef Arcos
  • Blood Type: AB+
  • Weight: 235 lb.
  • Height: 6’0”
  • Favourite Food: N/A
  • Favourite Drink: Blood
  • Hobbies: Putting others in a state of misery.
  • Likes: Control
  • Dislikes: Isaac, personal contact, germs, strong sunlight, fairy tales, religious views, crosses, girls, girls trying to touch him, Isaac, greasy food, food in general, shoes, shoe laces, mittens, zippers, anarchists, failed experiments, the colour pink, ovens, shovels, wrinkles, paper, country music, show tunes, Isaac, holidays, water fountains, the Disney channel, garlic, straws, dead batteries, slow drivers, blown speakers, dull knives, anything medicinal, slow internet, video games, light houses, dramas, torches, wooden stakes, sappy emotion, tooth picks, cigars, Q-tips, sand castles and Isaac.
About Jef: Jef declares himself to be the sworn enemy of all religion. The only reason he claims this is because, though he will never admit it, he is ashamed of his own phobia of germs and getting close with other people. For this reason, he can’t fulfill his true role as a vampire and so decided himself to be the Anti-Christ, (though he isn’t really.) He also has an odd and extreme dislike for Isaac.

Devon Devon Hare
  • Blood Type: A+
  • Weight: 47 lb
  • Height: 2’4”, 3’7” with ears
  • Favourite Food: Mexican food (anything spicy)
  • Favourite Drink: Cocktails
  • Hobbies: Often rigs things to explode and sets oneself on fire.
  • Likes: Confusing others with a complicated version of the truth.
  • Dislikes: Water and stupid people
About Devon: Devon doesn’t have a particular distaste for Isaac; however, he doesn’t miss a chance to make his life harder. Devon does try to help him subtly, by explaining to him what he needs to know, but chooses to say it in a more complicated than necessary manner. In the end, it doesn’t help Isaac at all since he can never figure out what Devon is trying to say.

Morris Henry Morris
  • Blood Type: B-
  • Weight: 61 lb.
  • Height: 2'7"
  • Favorite Food: Kiwi.
  • Favorite Drink: Jack Daniels.
  • Hobbies: Exploring new territory.
  • Likes: Meeting Aliens.
  • Dislikes: Dimensional gaps.
About Morris: Morris doesn't know any other figments of Isaac's mind very well, so he has built a bond with Devon. He's usually not too involved, but enjoys watching his antics. Morris doesn't have a particular dislike for Isaac, but he wouldn't pass up a chance to mess with him a bit.

Albert Albert Schmidt
  • Blood Type: B+
  • Weight: without shell: 32 lb. with shell: 53 lb.
  • Height: 1’9”
  • Favourite Food: Crackers n’ cheese
  • Favourite Drink: Peach juice
  • Hobbies: Annoying others unintentionally and speaking with a vocabulary that’s a little advanced for his knowledge.
  • Likes: Thinking he’s smarter than the one he’s arguing with and good listeners.
  • Dislikes: Having a conversation with someone who’s more talkative than him.
About Albert: Albert doesn’t have an incredibly accurate view of Isaac’s mind and he’ll often mix things up in conversation but his high spirits prevent him from ever getting discouraged by the fact. He’s very open-minded, talkative and he enjoys approaching random strangers with conversation. He was born into Isaac’s mind as a metaphorical representation of Isaac’s slow progress with his treatment; for this reason, Albert is none too bright himself.

Elise Elise Menonet
  • Blood Type: N/A
  • Weight: 28 lb.
  • Height: with ears: 1’7” without: 1’3”
  • Favourite Food: N/A
  • Favourite Drink: N/A
  • Hobbies: Creating military strategies and practicing zenen.
  • Likes: Exploring space, successful missions.
  • Dislikes: Dimensional gaps
About Elise and Morris: Elise was a high ranking officer in her battalion. She fought with the Venezians in the War of Ages taking place on her home planet. Her battalion specialized in psych combat or “zenen”, more specifically, the use of telekinetic energies to hurl massive objects at the opponent. Not every soldier was as adept in psych combat; Elise was far more advanced than most. As a last ditch effort in the war, the Venezian army opened up a warp hole behind enemy defenses, a risky move since warp holes required very powerful psych soldiers to maintain them long enough to get through. What the Venezian army didn’t know was that there was a spy among them, relaying information back to the enemy telepathically. The warp hole was intercepted and it started closing up though Elise and Morris were still inside. The dimensional gap created by the sudden closing of the warp hole propelled them both a tremendous distance. Elise was saved by her psych combat skills. She was able to manipulate the particles around her to create an effective barrier against impact whereas Morris had the best in armour due to his tech abilities. He was able to withstand the crushing blow of the collision on a nearby planet. Eventually, Morris created a ship from scraps he found and crashed near Isaac for his ship was made from weak materials and wasn’t sturdy enough to withstand the landing. Morris was never officially a part of the Venezian army, but his tech expertise allowed him to fight alongside Elise as times were growing desperate. Morris has known Elise since she was little; they met due to one of NASA’s missions gone wrong. Morris was accidentally propelled into deep space, to Elise’s home planet.

Elise Hannibal Warwick
  • Blood Type: O+
  • Weight: werewolf: 305 lb. human: 187 lb.
  • Height: werewolf: 6’5” human: 6’1”
  • Favourite Food: People
  • Favourite Drink: Blood
  • Hobbies: When he’s in a more positive mood, (generally his werewolf form,) he enjoys working out, ogling Jef and thinking about food. When he’s in his darker mood, (generally his human form,) he’s often very threatening and won’t hesitate to invade personal space in a very intimidating manner.
  • Likes: Jef
  • Dislikes: Duke and monster hunters.
About Hannibal: Hannibal suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder and Bipolar Disorder. His personalities are generally split between his two forms of human and wolf. In his wolf form he’s easy to approach and carefree but in his human form he’s very hostile and aggressive. His moods will also drop or ascend very quickly depending on who’s around him and what form he’s in. He was created from Isaac's constant need to come off as something he's not. In that sense, Isaac always wears a mask and Hannibal represents that mask. The backwardness of his personality with his form represents how Isaac fails to portray himself as something he’s not.

Elise Wraith Willow
  • Blood Type: Unknown
  • Weight: 90 lb.
  • Height: 6'3"
  • Favourite Food: Unknown
  • Favourite Drink: Distilled water.
  • Hobbies: Enjoys the game of chess.
  • Likes: Manipulating Minds.
  • Dislikes: When Borgez interrupts his plans and allowing chance to play a role in something he does. He never gambles
About Wraith Willow: Wraith’s sole function is to deceptively force Isaac’s mind into destroying the dangerous parts of itself. This is one of the final steps of personality reemphasis. Through study, it was found that if an outer source were to try and destroy a part of someone’s mind, it would reappear somewhere else. This is because the mind still believes it needs that part so it will divert support there in order to keep that part alive. However, if the mind is tricked into believing it no longer needs that part, it will willingly let it disappear if it is destroyed. Wraith was created to manipulate different parts of a mind into fighting with each other causing one part to inevitably destroy the other. Isaac’s mind is very unique for it has one section that cannot be destroyed by simply another part of Isaac’s mind, that part is Duke. Duke has special abilities to resurrect himself, or “respawn”, most likely because of his origin. However, Duke is also the only part of Isaac’s mind susceptible to outside interference, thus putting Duke in a very delicate situation. Wraith’s presence was forced early because progress is so slow. The doctors hope that since Isaac’s mind is so unique, it can also withstand one of the final stages of personality reemphasis so soon in the transition. Wraith was in the mind of a serial killer only months before being used for Isaac. Wraith had been so badly damaged in the last mind he was in; it was thought he could never be repaired. However, through a strange success, Wraith became the only known program to recover from such devastating damage. At least, the doctors believed he had fully recovered. Wraith was responding appropriately and was able to execute the commands given to him, but unlike other programs, he isn’t restricted to one form. Wraith is a very unstable program, but because of his deceptive nature, he was very responsive and was able to fool even the doctors into believing he is fully functional.

Elise Borgez
  • Blood Type: N/A
  • Weight: 562 lb.
  • Height: 1'8"
  • Favourite Food: N/A
  • Favourite Drink: Premium Oil
  • Hobbies: Polishing his guns and following Wraith around.
  • Likes: Being loud and transforming into assault mode.
  • Dislikes: Duke and monster hunters.
About Borgez: Borgez is a very unique kind of program as it has more than one form. All programs are given a shape once they enter a mind, and it never changes. As well, instead of working directly with Isaac’s mind as Wraith and Albert do, it was built for support. Borgez’ general form, or his detection mode, is very small; its primary function is to scan for danger. If a program becomes damaged while in a mind, it is very difficult or nearly impossible to repair, so Borgez is there for protection. He also has an assault mode which is a full body transformation into a much larger creature. Borgez and Wraith are a dual team, unlike most programs which work alone. So much was put into the defensive abilities of Borgez that his ability to be discreet leaves something to be desired. He’s such a loaded program that the doctors feared if they added much more, it might interact very badly with a human mind so some things needed to be sacrificed. In order to compensate for his extreme lack of subtlety, the doctors made his general form very, very small in comparison to his actual abilities.

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